I've been interviewing with ACN and they've treated me like a dog treats a slipper throughout the process. I finally get sent the offer, and my potential manager sends an email introducing me to the team. He and his analyst pronounce my name in two different ways — he asked me to decide who among the two was right.
The analyst was right, but being the neurotic machiavellian mess that I am, I thought that pointing that out would make me lose brownie points, so I explained that in my home country they pronounce it the way that the analyst did and abroad they pronounced it the way that he did — I deferred the choice to him, and I FUCKING QUOTED SHAKESPEARE'S "a rose by any other name is just as sweet"
His reply:
"This guy's name is ROSE" (rose was colored in red)
One of the team members' followup email to me was "Hi [name] or Rose,"
Just fucking murder me already, roast me and drive me further to suicide, I'm clearly too socially inept for consulting
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